Aww, whatta pal. So, listen, Christmas is coming up... And I wanted to do a little project, you know to give back to the community. There're these orphans, and their one dream is to take a helicopter ride around the city! Ain't that sweet?

Problem is I don't have a helicopter lying around. Hell, most don't, you know? So! We are gonna film a commercial asking for help and holiday spirit! And since you're a warm-hearted man with a penchant for guitar solos, I figured maybe you'd like to contribute to the background music?

[ He is giving you his best cow eyes right now, Manolo. ]